Likes & Dislikes

Likes:

• Forehead kisses
• Body butter
• Being an age that is an even number
• Children I am related to, or those spawned by my close friends
• This is Spinal Tap
• Hardwood floors
• Frozen margaritas that have tumbled for hours, no salt
• Pottery Barn
• Snow days
• Friends who know how to give as well as take
• Peanut sauce
• Inside jokes
• Lipgloss
• Gummy vitamins
• Armpit waxing
• Candles
• Vehicle seat-warmers
• Water, except to drink
• Kyle's mom
• A crackling fire on a cold night
• Siblings, particularly my own
• Football
• Bare Escentuals
• Open book exams
• Crossing tasks off lists
• Making the DNB laugh
• Long lunches with friends

Dislikes:

• Beverages that are lukewarm or hotter
• Pulp
• Other children
• Lowe's
• Eating chickens that did not die happily
• Diet Coke
• Popped collars - and to the 2L female who does this every day, stop. No really, stop.
• When another driver does something illegal or rude, you honk, and they flip you off
• Going to the dentist
• The smell of stewing chicken
• Taking medicine
• When Lesbian Nazi Hookers are abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs
• Olives - the only known food the DNB and I both dislike
• Eyedrops, or anything besides my finger touching my eye
• Licorice
• The "Bichon Head"
• Wal-mart
• Billable hours
• Feet, including my own
• White chocolate
• Strangers talking to me on elevators, i.e. the woman yesterday who said simply, "Looks like it's back to pantyhose again"
• When the DNB forgets to turn off his alarm after he gets up
• Email forwards
• Being home alone overnight