By the Numbers

800
number of MBE practice questions I've done

One Ass-Ton
number of MBE practice questions I have left

0.0071
episodes of Pirate Master I watched before swearing on the dead pirate captain's treasure that I'd never watch it again

6
average number of internet, email, and IM chat windows one of my classmates has open on her computer during lecture

8
pounds I've lost since June 3

27
number of days until the Indiana Bar Exam

0
number of days before I start seriously freaking out about the number of days until the Indiana Bar Exam

3
weeks since I last ate sugar

10
days until I get to see the DNB and the Buds

7
number of times I have had to re-program the remote I so prematurely bragged about

1
number of cars my father has owned which have caught on fire*

30
percentage of February 2007 examinees who failed the Indiana Bar

11
number of times I have expressed how excited I am that there is a Palomino restaurant in Minneapolis

23
number of subjects I must learn before the Bar (some of you have heard 18; I underestimated)

9
number of times, since starting to study, I have unnecessarily applied in-depth legal analysis to everyday situations

12
number of times this has made me realize what a law-nerd loser I am


* that's what we in the business call a teaser