He Cooks AND Cleans??

"But baby," I argue, "I haven't talked to you all day!"

The DNB is frantically cleaning and straightening our Great White North Home. "I know, but I want everything to be perfect for when you get here."

"I don't care about perfect, I'm just excited to see you," I respond, truthfully.

"But I want it to be perfect . . . ." he trails off, and I can tell he's working while we talk.

We hang up, and I sit back against the couch, thinking that I must have the most wonderful husband in the world.