"He did a twist on it"
Because the DNB has been working such long hours and is extremely exhausted, I have a fabulous surprise for him when he comes home.
"I have a fabulous surprise for you!" I tell him when he arrives, two hours past his 30 hour call limit.
"Beer and a blowjob?" he asks.
"Or, NO-BAKE COOKIES!" I shout, directing him to the fridge. No-Bakes are one of his all-time favorite cookies, just after Snickerdoodles (which I believe do not have any place in the dessert world because they contain no chocolate).
His eyes widen and he makes a gutteral sound that I hope indicates pleasure.
Later, half the No-Bakes gone, we sit on the couch talking. The DNB leans back and closes his eyes.
"I could still go for some beer and a blowjob," he notes.
"Too bad - we're fresh out of blowjobs," I tell him sadly. "If only you had gotten home before the mailman came around . . . "
". . . then he would have given me a blowjob?" the DNB suggests.
"I have a fabulous surprise for you!" I tell him when he arrives, two hours past his 30 hour call limit.
"Beer and a blowjob?" he asks.
"Or, NO-BAKE COOKIES!" I shout, directing him to the fridge. No-Bakes are one of his all-time favorite cookies, just after Snickerdoodles (which I believe do not have any place in the dessert world because they contain no chocolate).
His eyes widen and he makes a gutteral sound that I hope indicates pleasure.
Later, half the No-Bakes gone, we sit on the couch talking. The DNB leans back and closes his eyes.
"I could still go for some beer and a blowjob," he notes.
"Too bad - we're fresh out of blowjobs," I tell him sadly. "If only you had gotten home before the mailman came around . . . "
". . . then he would have given me a blowjob?" the DNB suggests.
2 comments:
Cover your ears, children.
I thought this was a family restaurant?
Oh, and can you have no-bake cookies on hand when I come visit? *Grin*
EARMUFFS!
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