Manscaping, II

"I did it for you," the DNB pouts.

"Oh I know," I tell him. "Which does reduce, although not eliminate, the Gay Points this will earn you."

I look over at him. He's uncovered his face, and his arms are folded across his chest. I notice something new and resume my peering at his tidy brows. I squint a little, comparing the two.

"Wow," I say, with genuine admiration, "You did a really nice job with the shape on those."