One Can't be Good at Everything
The DNB and I take online quizzes!
We start with the Nerd Test. The DNB scores 87% nerd, I score 12%. Clearly we are yin & yang and were destined from birth - he to teach me the intricacies of the periodic table, me to teach him about exfoliation.
He takes the ChemTest.
"You know, I tested out of chemistry in college," I brag.
I try the first few questions. I find my stellar chemistry knowledge somewhat lacking on this particular day. Valance electrons? Which subatomic particle consists of a positive charge? What is the most active nonmetallic element? Umm, yeah. I wonder briefly how, exactly, I passed that test.
The DNB chuckles to himself.
"I quit," I say in a huff. "I'm taking the Spoiled Brat Quiz."
We start with the Nerd Test. The DNB scores 87% nerd, I score 12%. Clearly we are yin & yang and were destined from birth - he to teach me the intricacies of the periodic table, me to teach him about exfoliation.
He takes the ChemTest.
"You know, I tested out of chemistry in college," I brag.
I try the first few questions. I find my stellar chemistry knowledge somewhat lacking on this particular day. Valance electrons? Which subatomic particle consists of a positive charge? What is the most active nonmetallic element? Umm, yeah. I wonder briefly how, exactly, I passed that test.
The DNB chuckles to himself.
"I quit," I say in a huff. "I'm taking the Spoiled Brat Quiz."
1 comment:
I took the Nerd Test - I got 41%
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