He's My Girly Man
"I need to buy a brown coat," announces the DNB.
"Okay," I say. "Why?"
"So that when I wear brown pants, my coat will match," he replies. Sounds reasonable enough. I did, after all, spend three years of my life teaching him the brown belt/brown shoes rule.
"And because I really want a Burberry scarf," he continues, eliminating the last shred of masculinity he had left in the conversation.
"Okay," I say. "Why?"
"So that when I wear brown pants, my coat will match," he replies. Sounds reasonable enough. I did, after all, spend three years of my life teaching him the brown belt/brown shoes rule.
"And because I really want a Burberry scarf," he continues, eliminating the last shred of masculinity he had left in the conversation.
6 comments:
hahaha - I, too, have learned the brown belt/black shoes rule from my wife. Now, understand that I, by default, am at a disadvantage because I am an electrical engineer. Now I can't wear my Black pea coat when I am wearing black shoes. I dont' have aspirations for a burberry scarf because I like to maintain a balance in my checking account.
i mean brown shoes - oops, apparently I haven't learned yet :)
I suggest that he just get a cute little camel number and it will go with everything. MO
"Cute little camel number" may be my favorite thing you have ever said.
Hi, Kyler, welcome back. :)
Oh, I've been here the whole time - just quiet. I know - Hard to believe ;)
to use the vernacular for my comment on this post and the last several.... "lol."
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