He's a lumberjack and he don't care

"What one word would you use to describe me?" asks the DNB.

I take in his scruffy facial hair and four-day-old jeans. "Rough?" I reply, being polite.

"Really?" he says, looking genuinely disappointed. "Rough? Not, say, rugged?"

"Baby, you haven't bathed in nearly a week. I'm going to stick with rough," I say decisively.

"Well they're practically synonyms," he huffs in a very un-rugged manner.