"Karl Pilkington has a head like a fucking orange"

Loyal readers may recall that I love Ricky Gervais like he was my own.

Several years ago, he began a podcast called "The Ricky Gervais Show." It's a brilliant show, which combines two of my favorite things: making fun of poor, hapless individuals and British accents. Along with Stephen Merchant, also of BBC's "The Office," Gervais pokes fun at the semi-coherent ramblings of his producer, Karl Pilkington. Because I thoroughly enjoy the show, I've decided to force it upon my small, high-brow audience by replacing the daily "Arrested Development" lines in the sidebar with some of my favorite Karl Pilkington quotes.

If you love them too, free podcasts of the show are available on iTunes.