Achy Breaky

"So then it just became a group hump," I recount to the DNB.

"Really?" he asks, laughing. "Like an orgy?"

"Not an orgy so much as a Canine Line Hump. Poor Ka Liko was the ultimate humpee. Aikane was humping him, and then Nahoa was humping Aikane," I explain.

"You know," he replies, "That's kind of what I imagine line dancing eventually degenerates to."