Can someone please feed me grapes?

We paint our bedroom!

I'm not what would you call a Patient Painter. Does anyone else hate the pre-paint taping with all the passion of their failed hopes and dreams?

I'm all, I can eyeball it. I'll paint slowly. I'll be careful. I don't need to tape.

Which works well until I turn my head to say something to the DNB and slash red paint all over the white molding. And when I try to rub it off with my finger, I only smear it further.

I convince myself it adds character. Because a red boudoir doesn't have enough already.