We interrupt the Northward Tales to bring you a comment by the DNB.

Wherein I wish I had taught him nothing about my practice.

Via messenger.

DNB: So I just saw a girl who looked to be in her early college years who was decked out head to toe in University of Minnesota apparel. And she was SOOO fat that she was out of breath and having an obviously difficult time walking. Do you think the university could pursue legal action against her for using the University's trademarks in an tasteless or defaming way?

Me: BABY.