Birth Control
"After we have one baby, I'm totally getting with a lesbian. No more babies!!!" I'm pleased with my brilliance.
"I am too," the DNB replies. "YESSSSSSSS!"
"No, you are not," I say sternly.
"Baby," he says. "Think about it, would you rather me get with a lesbian or a thespian?"
"WHAT?" I shriek. "I can't believe you'd even consider that!! Thespians are total whores, have you MET Amber?"
"Man, now I wish I'd auditioned for more shows in high school."
"I am too," the DNB replies. "YESSSSSSSS!"
"No, you are not," I say sternly.
"Baby," he says. "Think about it, would you rather me get with a lesbian or a thespian?"
"WHAT?" I shriek. "I can't believe you'd even consider that!! Thespians are total whores, have you MET Amber?"
"Man, now I wish I'd auditioned for more shows in high school."
2 comments:
Tell the DNB that shows at his high school definitely would have involved "soggy nachos"
*Shudder* soggy nachos...
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