Man Time

Tomorrow I leave for a conference and then my sister's wedding, and the DNB is not hiding his glee.

"BACHELOR WEEK!" he shouts. "What should I do? Build stuff? Watch an ER marathon? Bask in the quiet?"

"More like Bachelor Two Days," I remind him, since he's flying in for the wedding shortly after I do.

He stares off into space. "The possibilities are endless..."