Pay Me, and I'll Post More Often
Last night, the DNB looked at the site and was all, "I'm concerned about your blog. You aren't posting enough."
And I got a little offended because sometimes I feel like I'm working on 5,000 things at once. And when you're working on 5,000 things you have to PRIORITIZE, and my priorities generally go: #1. Things That Make Me Money So My Husband Can Afford to Buy Power Tools and #2. Things My Husband Nags Me About that Don't Make Me a Dime. List #2 usually just involves blow jobs, but now also includes blogging.
"What, do you think I just sit around all day every day?" I replied in a huff.
"NO," he said emphatically. "Not every day."
And I got a little offended because sometimes I feel like I'm working on 5,000 things at once. And when you're working on 5,000 things you have to PRIORITIZE, and my priorities generally go: #1. Things That Make Me Money So My Husband Can Afford to Buy Power Tools and #2. Things My Husband Nags Me About that Don't Make Me a Dime. List #2 usually just involves blow jobs, but now also includes blogging.
"What, do you think I just sit around all day every day?" I replied in a huff.
"NO," he said emphatically. "Not every day."
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