Someone has baby fever, and it's not me.
Me: I'm not feeling well this morning. I think my allergies are acting up.
Dad: Are you pregnant?
Me: No, I have allergies. Or a cold.
Dad: Or you're pregnant.
Me: Yes. The oft-overlooked signs of pregnancy - runny nose, itchy eyes, and a sore throat.
Dad: Are you pregnant?
Me: No, I have allergies. Or a cold.
Dad: Or you're pregnant.
Me: Yes. The oft-overlooked signs of pregnancy - runny nose, itchy eyes, and a sore throat.
1 comment:
if its pregnancy its followed 9 months later by a pain the butt.... hah! just kidding..parenthood is awesome...just see if you can pawn them off for the first 3 months until they decide to develop person-like qualities.
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