50% chance of DEATH.

So I was looking at the forecast this morning. 

Looks like we just missed out on the red . . . what's red? . . . oh, STRONG STORMS.  And there's snow heading across the Midwest, too, see that band of gray and white?  Look at Indiana, dude, it's getting blasted with -- OMG weather.com, you bastard, there's no key for BLUE.  What does blue indicate?  What's happening in Indiana and some part of Nebraska no one cares about?

I'm not positive, but potentially, it could either be the Zombie Apocalypse or wind.  Just, don't panic, people.

UPDATE:  Is it WATER??