The DNB does not tolerate junk emails. When he receives them as part of a store "loyalty" program sign-up, or because he neglect...

Via Google Talk... Me: "OMG are there a bunch of toenails on the end table by where you sit?" DNB: "Oh, maybe....

My way fares. What is first. What is the earth.

This is one of those posts that's going to make my mother call me clucking her tongue and muttering about my not being appropriate .  An...

"As not-compassionate as I usually am, I don't want to hurt people's feelings," I tell the DNB. I'm explaining why I ...

The DNB looks at my locked Blackberry! "Wait, your locked screen says that your emergency contact is DR. DNB?" "Well, be...

We try to go to sleep! Until I smell...OH GOD. It is one of the worst, most putrid  stank-nasty odors I have ever encountered. It practi...

You may have noticed that Pittsburgh hasn't been treating us very well. Like, if I were dating Pittsburgh, I totally would have ended t...