The Evolution of Aikane: I Can't Seem to Use Proper Names

A Chronological Listing of Aikane's Nicknames:

Aikane
Aikane Monster
Baby Monster
Monster Moo
Monster Moonie
Moonie-Moo
Moonbeam

"Moonbeam?!" the DNB shouts when he finally realizes what I'm saying. "That is the DUMBEST NAME I HAVE EVER HEARD."

"Just try saying it," I explain. "It really just flows."

"Come here, MOON. BEAM." He calls sarcastically. "Nope, still dumb."