In celebration of 9 years of together-ness.

"What would you do if I died?" the DNB asks me. 

"Figure out how to spend a million dollars," I reply, not joking.  We're watching Hoarders. "If I died, would you have trouble getting rid of any of my stuff?"

"Totally. I'm very sentimental."

"What about the couch?"

"Are you kidding? It has TONS of memories. It was the first piece of furniture we bought together..." he sighs.

"What about my old kitchen table?"

"I couldn't get rid of that!" he insists.

"It wasn't even yours! You weren't even involved with that purchase."

"Yeah, but I remember sitting at it."

I roll my eyes. "Let's talk about what's really important. How about my shoes?"

"I'm trashing them all."

"Fine. Then with my million dollars I'm buying a brand new Louis Vuitton bag," I say. "And I'll tell everyone it's what you would have wanted."